Perhaps the Funniest Post-Brexit Tantrum Yet, Courtesy of The New York Times
So this apparently passes as intelligent commentary among The New York Times set and tantrum-throwing "Remain" pajama boy voters in Britain.
Namely, a perpetual adolescent who acknowledges:
Since my late teens, every effort I have ever exerted has been with the intention of escaping Alresford. And yet, I am an early-career academic and so I am forced to move back, every summer, to live with my parents because I cannot afford to pay rent elsewhere after my temporary teaching contract ends."
Nevertheless, he openly fantasizes about its utter obliteration and return to a state of nature, lamenting the area's "Brexit" vote to declare independence from the European Union:
Sometimes, in the summer, I walk up the hill and I look out over it, the housing development on one side and…[more]
The crack media buzzed this week with the discovery of a totally front-page, news-breaking, breathtaking videotape.
GOP presidential candidate and Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, CNN reported, was caught on camera confessing how he "sought 'world domination.'"
Gasp! This is something voters need to know.
Left-wing rag Mother Jones vigilantly covered the damning film clip and dove into the "eerie" details of Cruz's "five-year plan" in which he "began plotting his path to the White House." The New York Daily News ominously reported that the "unearthed" video…