The Stench Ends with a Little Fun from the Bench |
Wednesday, February 03 2016 |
A Franklin County (Ohio) judge dismissed a lawsuit with a little wit. Common Pleas Judge David E. Cain took to poetry to dismiss a lawsuit filed by an inmate who accused a correction officer of causing him to soil his pants while standing in line for recreation at the prison. According to news reports, inmate Darek Lathan warned the officer at the Correctional Reception Center in Orient, Ohio, the he was struggling with a cold and diarrhea from taking cold showers in prison, but wasn't allowed to get out of line. Lathan, who was seeking $2 million in damages, charged that he suffered "harassment, embarrassment, riddiculing (sic) and emotional distress." In viewing Lathan's case as frivolous, Judge Cain dismissed it, writing, Cold showers caused his bowels to malfunction While in line for recreation It made the inmates laugh and play Claiming loss and shame to boot Neither runs nor constipation A judge for nearly 30 years, Cain said this was the first time he has issued a decision in rhyme. "I only have three years to go” before an age restriction prevents him from seeking re-election, he said. “If there’s anything I want to do, I better get about doing it. I just wanted to have some fun." —Source: The Columbus Dispatch
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