{"id":1574,"date":"2009-10-25T09:32:47","date_gmt":"2009-10-25T13:32:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cfif.org\/v\/freedom_line_blog\/?p=1574"},"modified":"2009-10-25T09:32:47","modified_gmt":"2009-10-25T13:32:47","slug":"the-news-according-to-obama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cfif.org\/v\/freedom_line_blog\/1574\/the-news-according-to-obama\/","title":{"rendered":"The News According to Obama"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cGood Evening.  This is Walter Crankcase reporting for State News.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe are unable to report tonight that President Obama is still dithering over the decision to send additional troops to Afghanistan because former Vice President Cheney said it and Fox News reported it first.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTurning to other news, the Obama family has posed for its official White House portrait.  Isn\u2019t that just the cuddliest First Family you ever saw?  Robert, leave that visual up for the rest of the broadcast.  It\u2019s much better than those boring unemployment numbers and that deficit graph.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAfter the break, we\u2019ll be back with an exclusive report on Rahm Emanuel\u2019s Thanksgiving plans, and the ACORN choir will premiere its Christmas carol, \u201cWhat Will Santa Bring the Hos?\u201d  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cRobert, can we leave the First Family portrait up during commercials?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cGood Evening. This is Walter Crankcase reporting for State News. \u201cWe are unable to report tonight that President Obama is still dithering over the decision to send additional troops to Afghanistan because former Vice President Cheney said it and Fox News reported it first. \u201cTurning to other news, the Obama family has posed for its [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[116],"class_list":["post-1574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-posts","tag-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cfif.org\/v\/freedom_line_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cfif.org\/v\/freedom_line_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cfif.org\/v\/freedom_line_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cfif.org\/v\/freedom_line_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cfif.org\/v\/freedom_line_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1574"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cfif.org\/v\/freedom_line_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1574\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1575,"href":"https:\/\/cfif.org\/v\/freedom_line_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1574\/revisions\/1575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cfif.org\/v\/freedom_line_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cfif.org\/v\/freedom_line_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cfif.org\/v\/freedom_line_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}