Is Al Gore in Washington, D.C. this weekend?<\/p>\n
That would only be fitting, given Mother Nature’s gesture of laughter toward the global warming hysteria industry in the form of potentially record snowfall for the DC\/Baltimore area<\/a>.\u00a0 Meteorologists are predicting between 20 and 30 inches of snowfall in Washington, which could surpass the record 28 inches the nation’s capital received in the 1928 “Knickerbocker Storm.”<\/p>\n Notably, this forecast doesn’t come in isolation.\u00a0 Rather, it follows by approximately one month a similarly paralyzing December snowstorm<\/a> whose rock-solid remnants hadn’t yet disappeared from DC landscapes.<\/p>\n All of this begs the question:\u00a0 Where in the world is Al Gore this weekend?<\/p>\n It’s not merely the delicious thought of Gore snowed inside his house, either.\u00a0 There he’d sit, pathetically gazing out his window at the frigid snowfall, unable to expand his already-gigantic carbon footprint<\/a> by galavanting in his private jet or SUV convoy to his latest Chicken Little global warming speech.\u00a0 It goes beyond that wonderful irony.<\/p>\n Believe it or not, this storm actually presents a novel fundraising opportunity for him and his increasingly-discredited movement.<\/p>\n Think about it…\u00a0 Imagine the enormous number of dollars Gore could collect by agreeing to publicly shovel snow for amused “climate criminals” who dared question his ludicrous warming admonitions or fail to drive automobiles powered by vegetable oil.\u00a0 Perhaps he could even drive a snowplow, sprinkle some salt on roads and walkways or build snowmen in the yards of climate realists.\u00a0 All on camera for posterity, of course.<\/p>\n As a charitable gesture, we could even allow him and fellow liberals to claim the thousands of neighborhood kids shoveling snow for $20 per driveway as jobs “saved or created.”<\/a><\/p>\n