Americans who love the IRS are giddy with excitement over the pending Sunday House vote on ObamaCare, because enforcement of its mandates will be delegated to the agency.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Don\u2019t have government-approved health insurance?\u00a0 The IRS will help you get some.\u00a0 Now.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Not paying your fine for not having government-approved health insurance?\u00a0 The IRS will take it.\u00a0 Don\u2019t have it?\u00a0 Hey, the IRS knows how to seize assets and sell them.\u00a0 What do you mean you \u201cneed your car to get to work?\u201d<\/p>\n
Not paying the additional taxes on capital gains imposed by the bill?\u00a0 Who do you think you are,\u00a0 Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner?<\/p>\n
Can\u2019t understand why you must pay the additional taxes now and only get those awesome promised benefits some years down the road?\u00a0 Take it up with the President.\u00a0 Maybe he\u2019ll read your letter on TV.\u00a0 The IRS is just the new national health care police force.\u00a0 It just does what it\u2019s told to do, not make policy.\u00a0 You better do the same.<\/p>\n
Think the IRS is not going to have the manpower and money to find you and fine you?\u00a0 Think again, meathead.\u00a0 Ten billion dollars in new funding and almost 17,000 in new enforcers will take care of that.<\/p>\n
Think you can plead illness and hide out in the hospital?\u00a0 Well, maybe yours will be one of the very few that can afford to take new patients.<\/p>\n
Think it\u2019ll help to take your meds before your visit with the IRS?\u00a0 Might ought to get your prescription soon, because your doctor is leaving to practice in Indonesia.<\/p>\n
In a public relations effort to build even greater support for its new duties, the IRS is considering a national public school contest to help design the imposing new uniforms it will need to make sure its authority is understood.\u00a0 To simplify the contest, the uniform color has already been chosen:\u00a0 brown.<\/p>\n
Although no final decision has yet been made for the new IRS slogan, we are hearing that \u201cresistance is futile\u201d is the most popular choice at the moment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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