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December 24th, 2012 12:24 pm
Deck Us All

In keeping with the Christmas theme (from the post below), conservatives of a certain age love to quote the wisdom from the comic-strip Pogo that “we have met the enemy, and he is us.” On Christmas, it might be better to quote Pogo’s version of a famous Christmas carol:

Deck us all with Boston Charlie

Walla walla wash, and kalamazoo

Nora’s freezin’ on the trolley

Squalor dollar cauliflower, alle-garoo

Don’t we know archaic barrel

Lullabye, lilla-boy, Louisville Lou.

Trolley Molly don’t love Harold

Boola boola, Pensacoola, Hullabaloo!

Try singing that song at a family party this week, especially if you can’t carry a tune, and the enemy you meet will indeed be you.

Or something like that.

Merry Christmas!

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