Freedom Line Blog

Taking a bit of time off from his day job as Iran’s Centifuger-in-Chief, the ever lovable and always insightful Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has confided to ABC’s equally cuddly George Snuffleupagus that he’s been hearing Osama bin Laden is living in Washington.

At least it’s not Lindsay Lohan or John Edwards. 

Someone please tell Janet Napolitano to send a memo suggesting that Osama be kept off White House guest lists.  Since she’s having so much trouble over other lists, she may have missed that potential embarrassment.